Denham's Dentifrice
Tales from the Gallery of All
Phineas Clockword’s uncyclopedic Denham’s Dentifrice aiming to answer overly specific questions.
What does a vending machine think? What did the late botanist’s nephew inherit? Is there a demon named Jonathan? Who is the Holy Llama President? What is an unbison? How many pillows did I stuff using my belly-button fluff?
Are there more nifty questions? Yes.
Do they have excellent answers? Only the ones that do.
Catapult him a postal frog with your piece of mind, if you think so. He will put it inside a sock-puppet and give it a name.
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